I’m workin’ on my rewrite, that’s right
Gonna change the ending
Throw away the title
Toss it in the trash
Every minute after midnight
All the time I’m spending
Is just for workin’on my rewrite
Gonna turn it into cash

I been workin’ at the Car Wash
I consider it my day job
‘Cause it’s really not a pay job
But that’s where I am
Everybody says “The old guy
Workin’at the Car Wash?”
Hasn’t got a brain cell left
Since Vietnam

Chorus
But I say
Help me, help me
Help me, help me
Thank you!