They made a statue of us
and put it on a mountaintop
Now tourists come and stare at us
Blow bubbles with their gum,
take photgraphs of fun
have fun

they’ll name a city after us
and later say it’s all our fault
then they’ll give us a talking to
then they’ll give us a talking to
cause they’ve got years of experience

we’re living in a den of thieves
rummaging for answers in the pages
we’re living in a den of thieves
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious

we wear our scarves just like a noose
but not cause we want eternal sleep
and though our parts are slightly used
new ones are slave labor you can keep

we’re living in a den of thieves
rummaging for answers in the pages
we’re living in a den of thieves
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious

They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
The tourists come and stare and us
The sculptor’s model sends regards
They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
Our noses have begun to rust

we’re living in a den of thieves
rummaging for answers in the pages
we’re living in a den of thieves
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious
and it’s contagious